It's hot. Not only just a little hot but REALLY FUCKING HOT! With all this hot weather, the kids and I just stay inside or they swim but I'm not even motivated to go out in this heat and play golf at any of the clubs. I feel like my face is going to melt off and, honestly, what kind of beautiful person would I be without my face. Martin Brodeur, master of goal and sunscreen application.

Sometimes, I hate summers in Montréal except that they're better than New Jersey. Actually, most places are better than New Jersey so I'll just deal with it. I guess it's a good thing I am leaving for Toronto tonight. I say that with such enthusiasm. Wooooo Toronto.

I like the way that we were told initially that this whole voting process was going to be a secret. A secret? How the fuck do you hide 700+ hockey players in a city like Toronto? Needless to say, I'll be seeing a lot of you I haven't seen in a while. I'm looking forward to it.